Thursday, August 31, 2006
how mee pok came about
Chapter OneOne day, noodle quarrel with meat bao(bun). They had a fight but bao was too clumsy and lost badly. He was very angry and he told noodle to stay behind if he has the guts and he'll get his pals to assist him. Meat bao went to find bread, man tou, jian bao etc to get them to reinforce him. Along the way, they saw maggi mee. They ah bish ah bish ah bish and beat maggi mee up and maggi mee beri puzzled why he kena beaten up. He said, Why u all beat me? What have I done to deserve this? The meat bao said, Noodle! Dun think u perm your hair then cannot recognise u!
Chapter Two
Maggi mee, who was beaten up for no reason, was very angry. So he went to find bee hoon, udon, fried noodles etc to seek revenge. But on the way, they met small bao. Maggi mee looked at small bao for a while then told his brothers, Bra-der! Whack him! Maggimee whack small bao harder & harder. After the noodles family has left, they asked Maggi Mee why he hated small bao so much and beat him up so badly. Maggi mee said. At first wanna teach him a small lesson only, but then see him act cute, made me so angry.
Chapter Three
The more small bao thought of it, the more buay song he was. So, he found the bao family to whack Maggi mee. Then they found ying shi juan (noodles covered bun). They brought him back as hostage and were about to but him on the stove to force him to talk when the bao head said, That's not noodles! That's our undercover!
Chapter Four
The family of bao and noodles are now enemies and they have gang fights whenever they see each other. One day, the noodles family was having a walk when they saw char siew bao alone. Seeing the good chance, all of them attacked him. The noodles family shouted, Beat him hard hard! Don't give chance just because he's vomiting blood!
Chapter Five
Poor char siew bao, with his injuries, went to the bao headquarters to look for help. All the bao family was activated and together with red bean bao, green bean bun etc. they went to seek revenge. All the passerbys siam them as they look like they will kill. They saw french fries jalan jalan along, shopping. The bao family attacked him. The bao head shouted, Noodle people still weargold go shopping! Whack him!!!
ChapterSix
Finally, the bao family manage to kidnap noodle, the one who started up the whole show, and brought him back to the bao headquarter. All the baos took turns to whack him. At the end, the chief of baos - dua bah bao(aka big meat bun) took a final roll over noodle before they dump him. When the poor noodle finally went home, none of the family members could recognise him bcoz he is totally disfigured and flattened. In order not to let the family bear the bad name, he appears as a new member named Mee Pok.
Posted by zacker at 10:44 PM
Saturday, August 19, 2006
fuk up disconnection
Damn piss off with my net, keep on disconnecting. Called and fuk my net provider but nothing has been done other then telling me to check my mirco filter. Knn is that the only thing they are thought as a technician? everything micro filter? Must as well change "customer service" to "fuk ur ownself". Finally direct me to a higher rank fuker, and that fuker ask me to go change my modem.So today i went down to change and the pic below is the building pic. The building is situated in a damn wulu place sia, i take taxi that taxi driver also dunno how to go, must check map.
I was thinking "wah so big building ar, must be very reliable ". Knn only one small place out of so many story belong to them sia. The service also fuk up. I go in they ask me to sit down, then all go ahead to do their own thing. Beside me got about 3 others guy waiting to fix their modem. After a while got a lady pass me a form. Knn dunno what i am suppose to fill in sia. It is something like this,
Company:
personal:
modem serial:
I seriously dunno wat to fill in for the 1st 2, if i am suppose to tick then it is logic mah, but i am suppose to write le, company no need say la but wat i am suppose to write in personal? my address? or name? and for the modem serial number, i find all over my modem but cant find any? end up juz fill 2 thing, my phone number and address then i throw that form on the desk infront of me laio la, bo ga lan. But very fast done laio la, the straight away change one for me......but the problem now is that........IT STILL DISCONNECT!!!!! ARGGGGG CHE~~EE~~ESE~~~~BUN~~~~~~~~!!!!!
客串(dun think it spell like that...lol)
This is wat i saw when i was walking out from the factory area after i fix my modem thing.....
I stunt tio, tot FIR so fast spread his new branch outside city hall laio. Lol heng behind is not a "NG".
Posted by zacker at 2:11 AM
Monday, August 07, 2006
train
This happen when i was going back from work.......I enter the train, and there was this guy which seem to be quite cool, standing beside the train door with his back facing that glass. And opposite him was a girl, quite sweet thought........argg that not the main point.......
so while i was changing song in my ipod, suddenly that guy who was also listening to something take out the device he was listening to, and guess wat? a dise man, and a cd case to change his cd. i really feel like lol infront of him sia. he still can change until like very zai. lol
Posted by zacker at 1:31 AM
Saturday, August 05, 2006
sch hostel
I am so glad still got ppl reading, althought only left the one and only asshole i will still continue to write and entertain him.well, i think should start from ron. Meet that fuker at 5, but call him he still at home, although i wasn't any better tot......
Anyway cancel that meeting and proceed to one of my friend house, he rent a room in the sch hostel. Wah chio sia the room, machaim everyday chalet like that sia, got nice 风景 also. So fun to live like that sia, can slp up late, live with your friend, everyday ad hoc lol. Then that big hole guy begain to talk cock laio, say wat thinking of moving in also, wat can work part time for the rental fees, crap la, he has been saying working part time since year 1 semester 1 sia lol. Also say wat go china during holiday, but at this rate i think go sentosa also got problem sia lol. Joking anyway.
Then play dota with my friend and his room mate. Wah this dota 6.35 didn't know got such a secret item sia, where you got 400hp,400mana,25%resistance and 60% boost damage one.....like Vengeful spirt. Woohoo dun tell how to form lol.
Posted by zacker at 12:11 AM
Thursday, August 03, 2006
kfc
lol i guess by now there shouldn't be anyone reading this fuk up blog laio.anyway, gone to eat kfc after school, then while sitting down i accidently knock over my tray, then everything on my tray went to kiss floor.
Wtf sia? $4 gone like that? i haven't even touch a shit can get ready for another queue laio, wtf so damn piss off. But heng their service very good, they very fast come clean up, and wat surprise me was that they got me a new set? woohoo damn heng sia. But i wonder if they really got me a new one or they juz repackage those on the floor....