Wednesday, March 29, 2006
zhing my car theory can be apply on job also
These few days in work i notice something, i notice that it would be pointless for you to be efficient but slow, but the story would be different if you twist it around, become fast but not efficient.
You juz need to sound fast look fast can already. For e.g
Serving customer
When you serve customer, your hand must seem to be very fast, you can retype their ordered 100 times as long as you hand must seem to be very fast when calculating. Even other ppl serve 10 customer laio you still serving one nevermind, your boss will still think u are fast. As normally your boos or manager will not calculate your work done, but juz scan through the shop and see if we are working. So if your movement is like stealth assassin then good, his leg seem to move a lot of time but speed still kanasia. So when your boss turn his head, he see wah this guy speed so fast sia, 10 min later he turn, wah still so fast, but he did't notice the customer face haven't change at all.
Cleaning
I take my time scarb clean the plate, they kp me. No need one. you juz need to move you hand very fast over the dirty portion with zero horse power also can. If possible try knock the plate against the basin to create the sound which tell ppl that you are panic and seem very busy so they will not kp you and this will secure your job for the other half of the day.
Aiya conclusion is just that, what your fuking boss wan is to get the best out of the money he pay u la. So my technic is juz for show only, aiyo dun say cosmetic la, say enhancement la lol. Btw this post is just to entertain u wan dun go try out le althought it seem to be able to work out Lol, but it does la.... LOL haha.
Posted by zacker at 11:59 PM