Wednesday, March 29, 2006

zhing my car theory can be apply on job also

These few days in work i notice something, i notice that it would be pointless for you to be efficient but slow, but the story would be different if you twist it around, become fast but not efficient.

You juz need to sound fast look fast can already. For e.g

Serving customer

When you serve customer, your hand must seem to be very fast, you can retype their ordered 100 times as long as you hand must seem to be very fast when calculating. Even other ppl serve 10 customer laio you still serving one nevermind, your boss will still think u are fast. As normally your boos or manager will not calculate your work done, but juz scan through the shop and see if we are working. So if your movement is like stealth assassin then good, his leg seem to move a lot of time but speed still kanasia. So when your boss turn his head, he see wah this guy speed so fast sia, 10 min later he turn, wah still so fast, but he did't notice the customer face haven't change at all.

Cleaning

I take my time scarb clean the plate, they kp me. No need one. you juz need to move you hand very fast over the dirty portion with zero horse power also can. If possible try knock the plate against the basin to create the sound which tell ppl that you are panic and seem very busy so they will not kp you and this will secure your job for the other half of the day.

Aiya conclusion is just that, what your fuking boss wan is to get the best out of the money he pay u la. So my technic is juz for show only, aiyo dun say cosmetic la, say enhancement la lol. Btw this post is just to entertain u wan dun go try out le althought it seem to be able to work out Lol, but it does la.... LOL haha.

Posted by zacker at 11:59 PM

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

1st day of my 2nd job

I was told to go earlier to test out uniform or wat, so i did and reach there half an hour earlier. But too early laio, so go seven eleven buy sandwitch. When the time is just right then i enter the shop, but only to know that the uniform got only one size. Ta ma de M le, that fir also wear L they give me M. Cb la wear laio so sexy sia, tide till cannot tide laio. Then juz proceed on to my BBQ job. Still not bad lar, althought a bit hot but time pass by very fast cause they are unlimited stick for you to BBQ. And the ppl there are friendly, moreover got 2 of my friend work there, pay also not bad, time flexible. But seriously this job is tough, i dun recommend this job to gay, only real man like me. Cause if you do closing, you need to wash the fuking machine. Tamade scrub here scrub there, and will burn your hand if not careful. But when i was scrubing i dun feel so bad your know why? because the cleaner beside me worst sia, i only need to scrub some part of the machine, he need to scrub alot sia, + mob floor and alot other thing. Worst till, he only get one hour $3, and only do 2 hr which is $6, wtf was that? one month only 100+, somemore i heard they pay that worker agencies 800+ per month and they only give him 100+? i feel so pity for him, that i feel like privately give him some bonus. He work so hard only get so few pay. dunno must work how many years then can go back to his country reunit with his family. Then compare with those ppl in sg, they like fuker sia, got job still choose here choose there, take thing for granted. You know who are those fuker? they are the one who got nothing better to do other then reading this blog. LOL joking, cannot say like that la, this blog no matter busy or wat also muz read one. Now is about 1 + going 2 olock laio.......sian i only can slp afew hour then i need to go send tofu laio..........better get some slp now if not later i drift the car the water spilt out of the cup die laio.

Posted by zacker at 1:10 AM

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Wrong number?

I think this is the longest conversation i had with a stranger. It begun right after my dinner and i am in good mood. So it started with

stranger: hi "someone name", i am "that speaker name", can you give me "another asshole name" msn contact?

me: wrong number

stranger: huh? are you in chinese dance

From here onward i can't remember much but something like that la

me: erm no, are u sure this number "my no" u call is the correct one?
stranger:ic then who are you wat your name? are you someone i know?
me: sry cant tell my name
stranger: then where u from
me: rp
stranger: ic......(dunno wat here laio cant remember) so are you a boy or girl...i am a girl....
me: boy
stranger: you got stead?
me: no...
stranger: haix sad same as me
me: haha...
stranger: wanna stead?
me: lol, you dun even know who i am
stranger:shy ar pls la u are poly student laio i am still sec 1
me: lol you should study hard cya
stranger:wat cya
me: i mean bye, seriously you should not talk to stranger for so long, you may not know if they got any motive, k i got to end this le, bye
stranger: seriously i dun usually talk to stranger for this long before, and i will study hard thank

Lol, sound like some passage from civic and moral education. Dunno now a day how youngster think sia, dun even know who the fuk that person is also can talk so long. Lol i think i am shooting myself too, but i continue the message juz to let her know she message wrong ppl laio so that she will send the message to the correct person again, but she tot she send it to another friend or so and it drag on......lol heng i am in gd mood if i am playing dota i will juz fuk that person up.

Then when i am writing this i remember something, "shit i should hold her back and introduce to rk as she like xiao mei mei" LOL joking rk dun angry

Posted by zacker at 11:51 PM

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

solo sim lim

Sian la cannot jio anyone, so got to solo sim lim alone. I notice there got a lot black shop sia, their shop located only 1 level differences but the price differences can go up to $7. End up i get a philips and creative headphone, both about the same price. A bit regard sia, i think the philips base is slightly better then the creative. But nvm la, support local brand. I wan to get the laptop cover also but there only got one type sia, ta ma de such a big shopping centre all sell the same type, that one black color got alot small holes one, machiam gay like that and still need $16. And that cover look so weak, dun feel save if i put my laptop inside. If that was the case i must as well take the $16 change to $2 note and stick on my laptop sia, more Say bin.

Joke

某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。一日上不仅与一老外相撞，忙说： I am sorry !
老外应道：I am sorry too !
某人听后又道：I am sorry three !
老外不解，道：What are you sorry for?
某人无奈，道：I am sorry five !

Posted by zacker at 10:44 PM

Friday, March 10, 2006

Review on Chalet

First day

Waited in bus interchange for Idly and Avan, ta ma de late for 15 min. Then i notice someone beside me take the same bag with me, only color different, sian sia, i juz brought it but so fast see ppl taking the same bag as me laio. Maybe i really can create "潮流"

Reach pasiris, then wait for that JH and continue the journy. Reach there so early, only got we 4 gay. After a while we go shop for BBQ thing. This shopping part is too gay laio i dun wish to talk about it.

After that JH go chess, Idly go training, left me and Avan go chalet watch channel 8. But soon derrick and other join in.

Then middle of the night, that tien boon go knock my room door call me out. Lol so shock sia, scare they go disturb my poly friend. But it so good to see them again, it been a while laio since secondary school. Most of them did't change much in physical appearance but personality change abit for some of them. Most of then became a better person as they pass on those bad habit such as using vulgar to me.

When i came back, i pass her the present. Hesitate for a short while, fearing if she find that stupid. I told her to open it, firstly dun wan her to wait till 3rd day then open, secondly i wan to see her reaction, hahahaha. When she saw it, she juz smile, did't say other thing else. Actually that was quite a neutral feetback, i mean you cannot infer much from that smile, it may be a good or bad answer. But a few min ago before i write this blog, she told me in msn she like it. Then i was feeling like, wah my effort spend is worth it.

Second day

Nothing special la, do stupid thing like eating BK early in the morning hahaha. Then later i go off a while to the job interview, go there try out la, but have not decide wan to work there a not. When came back the BBQ started laio. Ta ma de no wait for jay chou. After that they take out her cake, then i was quite supprise they ask me to join her, cost my birthday pass laio mah. Wah so touch, it had been quite sometime since the last time got cake appear infront of me in my brithday and got ppl sing birthday song. Then when come to cutting the cake, wahhhahaa so happy sia.

Last day

After BBQ, they all say dun wan sleep de, but end up still sleep la. Poor bens need to slp on floor hahaha but i slp a while wake up laio cause the aircon is too cold. Then i notice Andy alone sitting outside. Wah poor thing sia, then i go out accompany him la. Talk a while then we go Mac sit, he get himself some drink. Talk cock there then come back continue talk cock then play poker. I was thinking if i also sleeping he got to wait for about 4 hr. Sad, seriously he was quite a nice guy also la, u must know how to treat him then he will treat u the same.

It morning laio, but came a fishy part that is.......all the lagger suddenly dun lag laio. Did't see their speed so fast before sia. Wake up a few min they get really choing home laio. Even avan that ultimate lagger also very fast. I dun even see JH that bastard. Cheese bun cant even bother to say good bye to jay. I was thinking wat the hell i am waiting for? muz as well go home during the night since i no slp haahah. Well at least idly go home with me. Hiax....everytime after chalet i felt very sad.....cos after that you may not see them again. Hiax no matter wat, going to miss those days. If u all miss my first blood and pawnage can also come find me, lol kidding. Farewell PB0106.

Posted by zacker at 11:11 PM

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

nice 1 la tio ps at my bd

Actually organise thing can be a very easy job, but when organising for a bunch of retard is a very difficult task laio. Especially when they are,

unable to contact
indecisive
last min ps

The worst case is when they are indecisive. Can mean can, cannot mean cannot, what anything. Especially when they cannot make it they still say anything. Ta ma de my friend go for dunno wat job interview between 5-7 or 8. So is either before he interview or after he interview. The problem is neither before or after the interview can make it, as it only left about 4-5 hr, without subtracting away travel time, late, and some of them still cannot contact yet. All subtract laio i think eat shit also not enough time. I not piss off if anyone cannot make it anot, please la i not gay who care to celebrate birthday, i solo quite a few laio, but i damn piss with the organising. Imagine, both timing also cannot, then they keep asking you to faster set time. Cb y not they set when they are the troublesome one.

Posted by zacker at 1:20 PM

Monday, March 06, 2006

Today go for job hunt with FIR. 2 of us together how to hunt job, i mean FIR and jay chou le, 2 super star le, we go in ask for vancancies, their 1st reply was always, "does sony bmg kick you"? LOL, kidding. But today trip, i got one stone for 3 bird sia

Got the "thing" made
Fill in the job form (but that FIR got reply laio le, wtf on that day apply that day accept him, i did't know now a day boss like retarded worker)
Got a bag

Finally i got that "thing"made. After so long to gather information on shops that provide such service and working on that "thing" itself. It really freak me out when that shop keeper told me it take 6 day to make. Heng my friend intro me another shop which only take 1 HR!! I suspect the reason y they take 6 day is because they follow the trend sia, hiring lagger like FIR (haha joking).

After that we continue to the objective of the day. Continue our hunting, but it seem more like shopping then hunting job sia. We walk pass a super market ( dunno wat it name laio but only remember my friend mag work there b4 ) there paste a notice that they need worker. After that we ask the worker there they keep leading us to another worker then finally to an office, only to know that no more vacancies. This further proven my theory correct, which is that now a day the trend is to hire lagger.

End up we proceed to that job 146 intro 1 lor. That JAPANESE FOOD STORE!! CHEESE BUN!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY INTEND TO WORK FOR JAPANESE!! CHEESE BUN!!! But nvm la take it they own us. I going to take they money and slack MUahahhaha. Lol kidding.

5 more min to my birthday......haix how come my birthday got no firework? How come such an important day most of the HDB light off laio?? How come i don't heard ppl screaming and preparing to count down??

Posted by zacker at 11:53 PM

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Last day of 1st year in RP

Today is the last day of year 1 in RP, also the last lesson with my semaster 2 classmate. Seriously, i think i like this semaster peoples are better then the last semaster. Althought i had also heard a lot things like what there are backstabber in class. But still i find all of them are still generally quite nice persons.

Argg i need to rephrase this part. It just that i feel a pity that we cannot go out together. And i was talking on the class as a whole, not shooting on anyone. We went to watch FD3, wah damn bloody sia, so many head shot scene. I find those guy in the last part very sad le. They happily paint their face (should be going to watch soccer), then they die without recieving any warning dream like the girl have.

After that go arcade. The ID so tempting sia. Finally i cannot take it, go choing a few round. After that see JH catch bear, LOL, so funny sia, failed to catch still nvm, scare if he caught one how? hahaha, can give to avan sia. Then go eat, sit down talk bad thing on people back, then take bus home laio. Lol dun dare take train sia hahahaha joking.